What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
