I need help removing her.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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