so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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