he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
