Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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