I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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