I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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