They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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