ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
