oh god the rape fog is back!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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