Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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