There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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