dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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