dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
we should paint friendship bongs
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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