Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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