We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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