Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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