he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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