can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Houston, we have a squirter
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize