how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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