and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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