I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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