Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it because I queefed?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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