you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
