i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
try to milk me bitch
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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