how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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