Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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