oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm passing your future prison.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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