we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
