i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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