do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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