Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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