My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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