I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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