what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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