You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
