nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I would fuck him just for his dog
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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