forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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