I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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