He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Damn victory sex feels great
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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