have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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