He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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