Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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