I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
