I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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