Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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