I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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