Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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