1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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