Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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