from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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