Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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