And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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