Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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