They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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