Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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