u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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